The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.

I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.

Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!

She said I won’t be able to make it.

My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.

My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.

What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.

Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.

Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.