The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Why shouldn???t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.