The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
A man holding a violin asks a stranger how to get to the concert hall. Practise, practise, practise
I'm starting a group to play basketball and then discuss philosophy It's called "shoot first, ask questions later"
People keep talking about black holes I guess they have a lot of mass appeal.
Did you hear about the police seige at the donut factory robbery? The bad guys came out with all buns glazing.
(Nerdy joke) Two chicks walk into a bar... Two chicks walk into a bar. One says to the other,"Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?" The other says,"Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day."
Got home unannounced from college to find my parents had taken a vacation and not left the keys behind. Not a problem though, all I’ve got to do is talk to the door lock... ... because communication is key