The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.