The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.