The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!