The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why is Taiwan willing to stand up to China? Because it has a Taipei personality
I made bread last night, and I have been loafing around ever since.
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
A mother is helping her son study for a geography test. She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?""Berlin," says the boy."What is the capital of France?""Berlin," says the boy."What is the capital of Russia?""Berlin," says the boy."Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."
What do you call Batman when he's hurt? Bruised Wayne.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
How can you make money while freshening your breath? Investmints.
Why are mushrooms always invited to parties? They're a fungi.
I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus... But graphing is where I draw the line.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'