The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A scientist called the customer support of his microscope company, complaining that the light bulb was broke. Customer support responded that they will look into it.
What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
Time is like a mountain It is very difficult to budget
A policeman said he wanted to search my car. "You won't find any drugs," I told him.He said, "You don't sound sure about that."I said, "Trust me, I looked earlier."
What did a big flower tell its smaller flower friend..? ................ "Hey Bud.."
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back.
Did you hear about the streaker that ran up to three nuns? The first one had a stroke.The second one had a stroke. And the third one didn't touch him at all.
The worst job I ever had was at the canvas factory, pushing a large needle through 50 layers of cloth over and over and over... Sew boring!
I asked my wife to set the alarm clock for six ... She asked “why six? There‘s only the two of us here.”(hat tip: Spike Milligan)
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What is the fastest growing city in the world? Capital of Ireland. It's Dublin everyday.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!