The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…