The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.

(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."

I've got a great pizza joke for you. Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.

I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'

Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'

How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'

In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this