The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
I was walking across the road and someone opened their window and threw a block of cheddar at me I thought to my self, “Well that wasn’t very mature.”
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon!
We had a surprise costume party for my Australian co-workers promotion and we dressed him up as his nations favorite marsupial. He was well koalafied.
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?