The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order. But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "
My pet pig loves soccer. Usually he plays clean but as soon as he’s in mud he’s Messi.
TIL Giraffe penises are 40in. long Which explains their long necks
In USA being -on the lamb- means: :Running away from the Police, because they committed a crime. In Wales it means...well, something else.
Policeman: My dog tells me you're on drugs. Me: You're the one with the talking dog!
French Bottled water French bottled water always makes me Wewe !!
A man walks through the forest with his granddaughter in late May. She spots some berries and asks what they are.„That's blueberries“, he says.„But they're red, grampa!“„That's because they're still green“
An engineering student rides up to his fellow engineering student on a bicycle His buddy asks him "Where did you get the bicycle?""Crazy story! A beautiful blonde rode up to me in this bike, got off, stripped off all her clothes, and told me "take what you want!"""Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyways..."
What do you call a dinosaur sliding down broke back mountain? A Megasaurus.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
They say “when pigs fly” means impossible But how come we have swine flu?
When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said, "Well have you tried euthanasia?"In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!
I just caught a gorilla spying on me. I said “there is no need to pry mate”
A man wanted to marry his sister, but it was illegal in his state. So they bought a house and he installed a single stair out front.Putting a step in front makes it perfectly legal.