The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!