The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

A chameleon came into a new environment. He thought to himself, 'Colour me intrigued'.

What’s a computers favourite type of wine Port

My friend always wanted to get run over by a steam train... So when it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.

What do you call a salad leaf that constantly works out? Shredded lettuce

When you apply for American citizenship... When you apply for American citizenship, you have to write a short paper about yourself. Or in other words, A you essay

Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix... Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?

If Toys-R-Us sells toys Then Babies-R-Us must sell babies

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

Is this fairground big wheel made of iron? Of course it is! It's a ferrous wheel

Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

An engineer has trouble dating and seeks advice from his friend: Friend: Just go to a bar and meet girls, its a no pressure environment. Engineer: I don't know, one bar seems like way too much pressure for me. Can I go to a pascal instead?

What do ghosts serve humans for dessert? I Scream.

I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.