The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A chameleon came into a new environment. He thought to himself, 'Colour me intrigued'.
What’s a computers favourite type of wine Port
My friend always wanted to get run over by a steam train... So when it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.
What do you call a salad leaf that constantly works out? Shredded lettuce
When you apply for American citizenship... When you apply for American citizenship, you have to write a short paper about yourself. Or in other words, A you essay
Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix... Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
If Toys-R-Us sells toys Then Babies-R-Us must sell babies
A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?
Is this fairground big wheel made of iron? Of course it is! It's a ferrous wheel
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
An engineer has trouble dating and seeks advice from his friend: Friend: Just go to a bar and meet girls, its a no pressure environment. Engineer: I don't know, one bar seems like way too much pressure for me. Can I go to a pascal instead?
What do ghosts serve humans for dessert? I Scream.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.