The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.