The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.