The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!