The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.