The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.