The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.