The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.