The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!

What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'

Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.

My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.