The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Vegan lady and a butcher A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's grouse".The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".
A tomato officer with its team walks to Salad's house and knocks on the door. "Lettuce in!"
Never judge a book by its cover. Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store. You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!