The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.