The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.