The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"Man: "Well, it's a long story."
Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea wee'd.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots...
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
Why did the laptop show up late to school? It had a hard drive.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'