The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
A slice of apple pie costs $2 in Cuba. But, in the Bahamas a slice only costs $1 Sorry, I'm just telling you the pie-rates of the Caribbean\*Laughs in Johnny Depp\*
What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size? A dollarpede.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
Went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
A man goes to a diner and orders a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of room temperature sweet tea. When his food arrives he takes a sip of the tea but finds it to be scorching hot. "Ow!" yells the man, "I asked for this to be room temperature!" "It is, sir" says the waiter "The kitchen is on fire."