The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."