The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.