The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.
Why did the tie not laugh at the other tie's jokes? They were knot funny.
So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?Dad: Smart.
A roman guy walks into a bar, lifts two fingers and says: "I'll take five beers"
Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion? Because it was a Wayne-y day.
What is sodium's grandmother? Na^(2)
PROMOTION Employee: Sir, I hope it’s okay that I replace the former manager who just died. Boss: I’m totally fine with it. But maybe the funeral home won’t allow it.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
What do the Apostle Paul, Bon Jovi and Manfred Mann's Earth Band all have in common? They were all "blinded by the light"
What comes after tossing Caesar's salad? Caesar dressing
What did the Arab leader drink every day to build muscle mass? A protein sheikh.
What are the chances that a gorilla would jump on a lion? Anyways I lost my job at the zoo today.
What do you call a dragon with no silver? a dron. dr**ag**on (science joke)
I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training.
Only a fisherman will understand the struggle Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.