The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'

A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'

The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.