The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Making Rocky Mountain Oysters is tough work It takes balls.
What's the difference between select and choose? Select means to pick something, choose are what Puero Ricans wear on their feet.
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year
A bowl of salad went to church Lettuce pray
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
My girlfriend keeps joking she’s addicted to chocolate. She eats it every chance she gets. I finally got so fed up that I took her downtown to see a homeless junkie. I pointed at him and said, “Now that, see that? Why can’t you be that skinny?”
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple? A core concept.
TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
What do monsters like to watch movies on? Wide scream TVs.