The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? Drop ghouls.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
What's a bad wizard's favorite computer program? Spell-check.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.