The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”