The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.