The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here, ' the bartender says. “Why not? ' one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured. '
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.