The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What is the difference between a Policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is for cunning stunts and the other is for stunning...........
What was the favorite instrument of Stalin? Re-Percussion!
I was hungry and bought a box of animal crackers today The box said 'WARNING: Do not eat if the seal is broken'. I then opened it up, and every type of animal was in 1 piece, save for a single cracker at the bottom of the box................
Two flies are sat on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says…. Do you mind! I’m eating!
My professor told me that I’m failing my ethics class So I slid 20 dollars across the table and said _what about now...?_