The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.