The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I started playing tennis recently. on the first day I had to tell my tennis partner "I can't grasp these balls" he asked why not. I said "I'm used to holding a shuttle cock"