The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.