The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.