The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.