The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police. For sexual or suggestive content involving Miners.
If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs... This will make you the person who calls the shots...
What sports channel does Lando Calrissian watch? BESPN
If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon? Moron.
English is a wierd language Noses run and feet smell
I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one cup o noodle, and one can of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single arent you.."She says, "Yes, but how did you know?"I said, "Because you're ugly as fuck!"
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
What's the favorite tool of a dad biologist? A pun nett square
Why doesn't Mr. Spock give hand jobs? Because his Vulcan grip will make you limp.
What do you give to a lemon in need? Lemonaid.
Did you hear Elton John hates lettuce? He’s more of a rocket man
Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife They were his Catlery