The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.

I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.

Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.

I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty. “What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards. “Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”

Did you hear about the Scotsman who dropped a £1 coin? When he went to pick it up, it hit him on the back of his head.

What sort of Spanish sporting event would Jesus hang out at? La Crosse

...well darn I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight’s new armor? You’ve got mail

My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England. We call him Sir Gen