The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant? He was loki racist
Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..." Officer: Yes?Inmate: I think I have..Officer: Go on.Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated. After that, he was alright.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
A magician was walking down the street - then he turned into a store.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
Q: What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep? A: He puts his PJ-Amazon.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. Houses can't jump.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.