The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!