The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers
What the difference between Pizza and Musician? A pizza can feed a family of 4.
When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.
What do you call a majority of the market share in the north east? You have a MAINEopoly
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?