The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.