The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
Q: What's the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle? A: Attire!
I try to avoid eating anchovies. It's a little fishy.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?