The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's common between a sperm bank and a coffee shop? you can get a Cup o' Joe at both places.
My uncle got addicted to deli meat But I heard he quit cold turkey.
what are cows knees called? burger joints
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but I’ll believe it if they... ...show me the moon, eh!
Release the vaccine in vape form. I promise you no one will ask what’s in it at that point.
They started a poetry contest at my local prison But I don't know how I feel about that There are prose and cons
I was just driving past a dog food factory and it smelled really good. Now I want Arby’s.
Iron-man and Silver Surfer are teaming up The are alloys now.
Where did the dinosaur have their Bar Mitzvah? Jewrassic Park
Thinking about taking a vacation in Australia. I hear it's pretty lit.
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles? At the Bustacean